LETTER: Excuse Me

This is a disclaimer regarding all of the offensive articles I have previously submitted, am presently submitting, and that I might submit in the future, inclusive of this disclaimer that I am submitting at this very moment, proclaiming that at no time prior, nor present, nor ensuing, have I consciously intended to upset my fellow citizens, up to and including those groups or persons who are continually upset and perpetually offended by almost everything.

Esther Ramos