Loving Words: Out-of-Context Quotes From Around The Valley

By GABRIELLE SHIOZAWA

Moapa Valley Progress

One of my favorite pastimes is writing down funny, out-of-context quotes from people around our valley. Real life, it turns out, is the greatest source of comedy!

I hope you enjoy these anonymous quotes about love. They come from MVHS students, alumni, faculty, and other members of the Moapa Valley community. Try to guess who said each one! Which one is your favorite?

1. “I feel so bad for my crush…but I don’t think I’m THAT creepy.”
2. “It’s not time for backpacks; it’s time for love!”
3. “I love him so much. I want him to be my mom.”
4. “Dating is hard! I just want to be a nun. How easy is it to become Catholic?”
5. “Bromances are a powerful thing. Nothing can come between a man and his boy.”
6. “I can’t get married, I’m in my pajamas!”
7. “Roses are red, violets are blue, it don’t always be like that, but sometimes it do.”
8. “I love pizza, but it’s worldly.”
9. “Go away! Nobody loves you.”